I’ve slept in some dumpsters, maybe I slept on some babies.
this peanut mango chutney marmite asiago apple sandwich i’m eating will get pepperoni, hot banana peppers and maybe some arugula soon
"time is more than a river, it is a fathomless ocean that separates us from what was, but we can sail the timeless sea."
werner herzog’s narration in “Dinotasia” right after a cgi dinosaur is humorously smacked in the head by the severed tail it is eating
we’re all big time all the time
it’s so hot that i’m wearing women’s underwear
we run things things don’t run we